you know i have a feeling that all of the protagonists from lord of the rings will get eaten alive by anyone from a song of ice and fire. because they’re all ned starks. even worse than ned starks, actually, because they’ve all got a messianic complex going on. except maybe frodo (if we’re gonna go by the movies). wait no. including frodo. but in all seriousness, i want tyrion to meet gandalf so tryion can bug the hell out of gandalf as well as expose some very startling truths about society in middle-earth le gasp. and so gandalf can unapologetically smack tyrion in the head with his staff for being a smartass.