RON: How much for this?
FRED AND GEORGE: Five galleons.
RON: How much for this.
FRED AND GEORGE: Five. Galleons.
RON: But I’m your brother.
FRED AND GEORGE: Ten galleons. 

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“Aurors or not, Harry—” started Fred.
“We’ll always be business men,” ended George.
The twins grinned down at Harry, who was desperately grasping at straws. He’d already abandoned plans A through D within five minutes of exchanged pleasantries and the twins’ generous stuffing of their (cheaper) merchandise down a bag that they all knew the twins would insist that Harry take with him, free of charge. (Which Harry would begrudgingly accept, after much fuss.)
Harry sighed, “But we need wizards like you in the Ministry. It’s been a bit—”
“Hard.”
George spluttered, trying not to grin.
Fred was not as controlled. “Very hard.”
They laughed and even Harry allowed a smile. “Come on, would you?”
The twins sobered eventually, but it took a while, and in all that time, Harry was dignity and pride away from using their drunken antics during his and Ginny’s wedding to finally get them to agree.
But he didn’t have to. “Yeah.”
“Alright,” George nodded, exchanging a look with Fred. “One condition.”
Harry grinned. “Anything.”
“We’re in charge of the fireworks at the next Dumbledore Memorial.”
“And the one after that.”
Harry hesitated, and they both caught on before Harry could help it.They shrugged. “Was worth a shot.” 

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